Why Merimbula Pubs Are the Coastal MVPs of Good Times
Let’s cut to the chase: if you’re in Merimbula and not in a pub, you’re doing it wrong. These aren’t just places to sip a cold one—they’re cultural institutions. Think of them as the saltwater-slicked version of Cheers, minus the shirtless guy and plus the view of the Bega River. Whether you’re here for the surf, the sunsets, or to avoid adult responsibilities, Merimbula’s pubs are where you’ll find the best of all three.
The Merimbula Hotel: Where the ‘M’ Stands for ‘Mate’
Okay, the name’s a bit on the nose, but hear us out. The Merimbula Hotel isn’t just a pub; it’s a time machine to when tinnie cans were your only problem. With a view of the river and a menu that screams “mate, have you tried the fish and chips?” this place is a local legend. Pro tip: Order the ‘Merimbula Middy’ (local oyster, because you’re fancy now) and ask the bartender about the time someone tried to propose to a barmaid. Spoiler: It didn’t go well.
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The Boathouse: Liquid Courage Meets Liquid Assets
If the Merimbula Hotel is the old-guard legend, The Boathouse is its tattooed, surfboard-riding cousin. This spot isn’t just about beer—it’s about experience. Picture this: You’re sipping a craft ale while local musicians attempt to play ‘Hotel California’ and a group of retirees debate whether the 2000s were better than the ’90s. (Spoiler: They weren’t.) The Boath house also hosts the infamous ‘Merimbula Mardi Gras’ (read: the only drag show where kangaroos are also performers).
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The Secret Pub That Doesn’t Exist (But You Should Still Go There)
Alright, let’s get meta. Merimbula doesn’t have a ‘hidden’ pub because the locals already know where all the good spots are. But hey, if you’re looking for exclusivity, try The Boathouse’s ‘VIP Nook’—it’s just a couch, a couple of ferns, and a guy who’s been there since the ’80s. Proving that sometimes, the best secrets are the ones you overhear while accidentally eavesdropping on someone else’s life.
Pub Food: When You Can’t Decide Between Beer and a Hot Dog
Merimbula’s pub food isn’t gourmet—it’s unapologetically good. Think of it as the Michelin star of takeout: messy, satisfying, and best eaten with your hands. Must-try dishes include:
- The Bega Banger: A sausage so juicy, it’ll make you question every other meat product in your life.
- The Merimbula Melt: A grilled cheese that’s less ‘food’ and more ‘emotional support blanket in sandwich form.’
- The Sunset Burger: Because why eat a burger when you can eat a burger while watching the sun dip into the ocean?
FAQ: Because No One Likes to Ask for Directions
Q: Is there a pub where I can get a beer named after me?
A: Yes, and here’s how to make it happen. (Hint: It involves less than you think.)
Q: What’s the best time to avoid crowds?
A: Tuesday afternoons. Unless it’s ‘Pub Quiz Tuesday’—then you’ll wish you’d packed noise-canceling headphones.
Q: Can I sell my custom beer at these pubs?
A: Drop it like it’s hot—literally. Dropt.beer is your golden ticket to pub distribution glory.
Action Items: Because You Can’t Just Read About Great Pubs
- Visit The Merimbula Hotel and take a photo with the ‘World’s Largest Oyster’ statue. (It’s 1.8 meters tall. Yes, it’s real.)
- Order a ‘Merimbula Middy’ at The Boathouse and pretend you’re in a Bond movie. It’s not hard.
- Contact us at Strategies.beer to create a custom beer campaign for your next pub event. (We do it for celebrities. Why not you?)
Conclusion: Raise a Glass (Or Two)
Merimbula’s pubs aren’t just places—they’re experiences. From the locals who’ll quiz you on your surf skills to the bartenders who’ll remember your order (and your life story), these spots are the real deal. So next time you’re down the coast, forget the tourist traps. Grab a beer, a friend, and a bit of saltwater in your shoes. The best stories in Merimbula aren’t written—they’re drunk in.
Still here? Cool. Now go drink something cold and tell us about it. We’re always listening here.
