Why This Achievement is More Vexing Than a Sour Batch of IPA
Pull up a stool, friend. You know those moments in life where you’re trying to achieve something, but the universe keeps flipping you the bird? Maybe it’s waiting for your latest brew to hit that perfect gravity reading, or maybe it’s trying to figure out why your favorite pub always runs out of the good stuff on karaoke night.
Well, Genshin Impact players have their own version of cosmic cruelty, and it’s called the Daily Commission achievement grind. Specifically, we’re talking about the infuriatingly rare and RNG-dependent series that rewards the ‘A Very Voluminous Novel’ achievement (which, ironically, requires you to help a struggling author ‘make friends’ with his muse).
If you thought waiting six weeks for a barrel-aged stout to mature was frustrating, welcome to the world of Chang the Ninth. This achievement is less about skill and more about having the patience of a saint who just chugged five cups of coffee. We’re going to break down this headache, but first, grab a cold one. You’ll need it.
The Grind Is Real (Pour Yourself a Double)
In the expansive, beautiful world of Teyvat, there are hundreds of achievements to snag. Most are straightforward: kill boss X, unlock waypoint Y, fall off a cliff for the 100th time (we’ve all been there). But then there are the commissions—the daily tasks that pop up, totally randomized, designed to test your sanity.
The specific achievement, ‘A Very Voluminous Novel,’ requires you to complete three different, mutually exclusive variants of the daily commission ‘A Very Voluminous Novel’ in Liyue Harbor. You have to help Chang the Ninth, the struggling fiction writer, find inspiration for his book. The kicker? You only get four daily commissions across the entire map, and the chance of getting the Liyue commission, let alone the specific variant you need, is ridiculously low.
It’s like trying to find that perfect, rare yeast strain in a crowded brewery supply room—except the room resets every 24 hours and you only get four chances to look.
First, A Quick Sip: Understanding the RNG Wall
To start this painful journey toward Primogem paradise, you need to ensure your Daily Commissions are set to Liyue. Head to your Adventurer Handbook, navigate to the Commissions tab, and change the region setting. This is step one, the foundation of our frustrating brew.
Now for the main ingredients—the three commission variants you need to complete. Think of these like three incredibly rare hop additions you can only get through a lottery:
- Variant 1: Inspiration (The Field Research): Chang needs you to go out and observe the world. You usually end up near Wangshu Inn or Qingce Village, observing hilichurls or slimes.
- Variant 2: Action (The Literary Spat): Chang is having trouble with another author (maybe his publisher is demanding he use different malt profiles). You have to find Chang and help settle the argument.
- Variant 3: The Editor’s Request (The Critical Review): This is arguably the rarest or most confusing one. You must deliver a draft and potentially interact with the editor, focusing more on the feedback or the publishing side.
You must complete all three separate storylines to get the single achievement. If you get Variant 1 twice, tough luck! Pour another beer and wait for tomorrow.
Brewing Up Success: Strategies for Hitting the Commission Jackpot
Since we can’t actually bribe the Traveler’s Guild (yet), we need to maximize our daily chances. This is less a strategy guide and more a coping mechanism guide, but hey, both are necessary for navigating the beer world and Teyvat.
The Commission Reset Ritual
Every day, around 4 AM server time, the commissions reset. This is your moment of truth. My advice? Don’t check until you’ve had your morning coffee (or maybe a breakfast stout, we don’t judge). If you check immediately and see four garbage commissions—like escorting a balloon for the 800th time—it sets a bad tone for the day. Delay the misery.
Pro Tip: Patience in the gaming world mirrors patience in brewing. You can’t rush fermentation, and you certainly can’t rush Mihoyo’s RNG. If you want to learn how to master the art of delayed gratification that actually results in something delicious, maybe check out our guide on How to Make Your Own Beer. It’s often less frustrating than daily Genshin commissions!
The ‘Commission Zone’ Theory
Some players swear that logging out near Liyue Harbor increases the chance of Liyue commissions. While this is purely anecdotal (and probably placebo, just like some people insist their music helps yeast ferment faster), it can’t hurt. Log out by the docks. Say a prayer to Rex Lapis. Sacrifice a few Sweet Madames. Whatever makes you feel better about the inevitable failure.
Why Co-Op Won’t Save Your Butt (But Beer Will)
Unlike boss battles or grinding artifacts, daily commissions are a solo endeavor. Your friends cannot jump into your world and help you trigger the specific commission you need. This makes the whole ‘A Very Voluminous Novel’ grind feel incredibly lonely. It’s just you, your four daily tasks, and the lingering dread of seeing Ella Musk again.
This is precisely why we pair this process with a beverage. Misery loves company, even if that company is a perfectly chilled pilsner.
When the Primogems Drop: Celebrating ‘A Very Voluminous Novel’
The moment that final variant pops up—the one you’ve been chasing for months—and you complete it, the achievement notification flashes across the screen. You get 5 (yes, FIVE!) Primogems and the sweet satisfaction of knowing you beat the odds. That feeling is akin to opening a bottle of your latest homebrew and realizing it didn’t explode and actually tastes amazing.
After months of frustration, that 5 Primogem reward feels like a million bucks. And that, my friends, is a victory worth celebrating with a massive tankard.
Teyvat Patience vs. Real-World Profit
While mastering the RNG of daily commissions certainly builds character (and a powerful drinking habit), there are areas in life where luck shouldn’t be the main factor—like, say, running a successful beer business.
Imagine if trying to grow your business was as random as a Genshin commission roll. Nightmare scenario! That’s why at dropt.beer/, we focus on actual strategy, proven techniques, and avoiding the random pitfalls that can sink a good venture. We skip the RNG entirely.
In fact, if you find yourself spending more time grinding for virtual currency than focusing on your real-world ventures, maybe it’s time for a change of pace. If you’re a brewery looking for reliable growth and less random luck, consider how you might Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer, utilizing established pathways instead of hoping for a daily commission miracle.
And speaking of established pathways, if you are looking to sell your hard-earned real-world brews, you need reliable systems, not RNG. Why rely on random foot traffic when you can easily Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer? Cut the middleman, cut the luck, and focus on selling excellent beer.
Final Words of Encouragement (And Where to Send the Complaints)
Look, the ‘How to Make Friends Genshin Achievement’—or rather, the ‘A Very Voluminous Novel’ achievement—is a marathon, not a sprint. It tests your resolve, your commitment to Liyue, and your ability to tolerate tedious tasks. If you stick with it, eventually, the RNG gods will smile upon you. Just make sure you’re enjoying the journey (and the accompanying beverages) along the way.
If you finally snag that achievement, let us know! If you need help turning your passion for brewing into a solid business plan that doesn’t rely on daily resets, or if you just want to talk about the latest patch notes over a digital beer, feel free to Contact us. We’re always here for a chat.
Now go forth, set your commissions to Liyue, and may your drops be blessed!
