Why Notting Hill Pubs Are Basically a Public Service
Okay, let’s cut through the BS. If you’re reading this, you’ve probably spent way too much time scrolling through Google Maps trying to find a pub that doesn’t serve lukewarm lager and a “tapas” plate that’s just sad bread. Notting Hill’s pubs, though? They’re the exception. These spots are like the cool aunts of London—fun, slightly chaotic, and always ready to serve a stiff drink while you gossip about your ex who still hasn’t changed their Facebook profile picture.
The Notting Hill Pub Vibe: It’s Not Just Beer, It’s a Lifestyle
Notting Hill isn’t just a postcode; it’s a vibe. Think Portobello Road, think Carnaby Street, think “where do I even start?” But the pubs? They’re the unsung heroes. You’ll find everything from vintage boozers with dartboards older than your Spotify Wrapped to sleek spots where the bartender actually remembers your name. And yes, we’re about to name the best of the bunch—no bias, just vibes. (Spoiler: The Pumphouse is a legend. Don’t @ us.)
The Pubs Themselves: Booze, Bites, and Why Your Dog Would Side-Eye You
- The Pumphouse (263 Portobello Rd): This place is a time capsule. Think of it as the pub equivalent of your nan’s knitting group—cozy, slightly chaotic, and slightly overpriced. The beer selection is top-tier, and if you’re lucky, you’ll catch a live jazz band. Pro tip: Ask for a “Pumphouse Special.” It’s not on the menu, but trust us.
- The Coach + Horses (155 Ladbroke Grove): A Notting Hill staple since the 1800s. It’s got that “I’ve seen it all” energy. The bar snacks here are legendary—think truffle fries that could convert a vegan. And if you’re into trivia night, this is your spot. (Yes, we’re that competitive.)
- Old Red Lion (245 Ladbroke Ave): If The Coach + Horses is the cool aunt, Old Red Lion is the edgy cousin. It’s got a punk rock vibe with a side of craft beer. The live music scene here is fire, and the pizza? It’s like if Wood Green’s finest chef had a love child with a Neapolitan pizzaiolo. (Want to make your own beer? Check out our guide.)
Why You Should Care: Beyond the Beer
Notting Hill pubs aren’t just about the drinks—they’re about the experience. Sure, you’ll get a decent pint, but you’ll also get:
- Community vibes that make you feel like a local, even if you’ve never been there before.
- Hidden gems like The Pumphouse’s secret speakeasy (yes, it exists).
- Food that won’t make you regret your life choices by 2 a.m.
Tips for Navigating Notting Hill’s Pub Scene Like a Pro
- Arrive early if you want a table. These spots get packed faster than your Uber ride during the Notting Hill Carnival.
- Don’t skip the snacks. The truffle fries at The Coach + Horses are worth the wait. (And yes, they’re gluten-free.)
- Ask the staff about local events. They’re more likely to know what’s happening than the Google results.
- Bring a plan for after-drinks. These pubs are walking distance to some of the best custom beer bars in London.
FAQ: The Pub Questions We’re All Too Embarrassed to Ask
- Do these pubs take cards? Most do, but cash is still king if you want to avoid that “Oh, my card declined again” drama.
- Are they dog-friendly? The Pumphouse is a yes, but Old Red Lion might side-eye your pup. Do your research.
- Can I book a table? Some pubs (like The Coach + Horses) let you reserve in advance. Others? Good luck, and God speed.
- How do I get home? Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer if you’re a local brewer. Otherwise, grab an Uber. The pubs are a 15-minute walk from the nearest station.
Final Call-to-Action: Don’t Just Read About the Pubs—Go There
Look, we could write a 10,000-word manifesto about Notting Hill pubs, but you’ll never get that perfect pint from a screen. (Want to grow your pub business? Let’s chat.) So grab your crew, your coat, and your questionable life choices, and head over. And if you’re reading this after 10 p.m., don’t worry—these pubs are open until 1 a.m. (Mostly for your benefit.)
Need help finding a table? Hit us up. We’re the friendly neighborhood pub experts who’ve probably been to all these spots and still can’t remember where we parked.
