Intro: Why You’re Here
If you’ve ever been to Newcastle and survived a night out, you either have a liver of steel or you’ve mastered the art of the ‘I’m just having one, I promise’ defense. Newcastle’s pubs are legendary—part social club, part history museum, and entirely too tempting with their cozy corners and ‘one more pint’ philosophy. But let’s be real: you’re here because you want to know where to drink without ending up on a stranger’s Instagram story. Let’s dive in.
The Ship Inn – Where the Real Drama is the WiFi Password
Located on Castle Keep Road, The Ship Inn is a 13th-century gem that feels like it’s been curated by a time traveler with a taste for “medieval meets modern chaos.” The real star here? The WiFi password. It’s not just a code—it’s a riddle. If you ask nicely, the bar staff might even hand you a napkin with it written in chicken scratch. Pro tip: Order the sticky toffee pudding. It’s the kind of dessert that makes you forgive the lack of a functioning elevator.
The Rising Sun – Where the Beer Flows Like River Tyne
St Nicholas Cathedral might have the view, but The Rising Sun has the vibe. This pub is the definition of “cosy chaos,” with a mix of locals and tourists who somehow all seem to be best friends by 9 PM. The pub’s claim to fame? It’s one of the last places in Newcastle where you can still get a proper Newcastle Brown Ale. And if you’re feeling brave, ask for the “Rising Sun Special”—it’s a secret blend the staff swears by. Just don’t ask them how it’s made; they’ll pretend they don’t speak English.
The Angel & King – Where Your WiFi Bill is as High as Your Spirits
If you’re into pubs that double as art galleries (but with better beer), The Angel & King is your spot. Located in the Ouseburn Valley, this place is so artsy it makes a Monet look practical. The staff are all former poets, so expect to be challenged with deep questions like, “What’s the meaning of life?” while you’re trying to order a pint. Don’t worry—they’ll take your money and leave you with more existential dread than a 3 AM taxi ride.
The Tyne Bridge Inn – Where the View is Better Than Your Ex’s Instagram
Located right under the Tyne Bridge, this pub is a prime spot for people-watching, skyline gazing, and pretending you’re in a rom-com. The real magic happens on weekends when the bridge glows and the beer flows. If you’re there after 10 PM, chances are someone will start a spontaneous flash mob. Pro tip: Ask for a table near the window. If you’re lucky, you’ll catch a street musician playing “I Am the Walrus” on a kazoo. It’s weirdly beautiful.
The Red House – Where the Beer is Stronger Than Your Will
Deep in the Ouseburn, The Red House is a haven for the creatively inclined. The decor is so artsy it makes your Nana’s knitting look modern. The pub’s secret weapon? A rotating lineup of craft beers that’ll make you question why you ever settled for mainstream brews. The staff here are all former DJs, so the music is always on point. Just be warned: The jukebox has a 50% chance of playing “I Will Survive” at full volume when you’re least prepared.
The Crown and Mitre – Where the Pubs Aren’t the Only Ones That’re Historic
Step into The Crown and Mitre, and you’re instantly transported to an era where “craft beer” meant a hand-carved chair, not a $12 IPA. This place is so old, the walls are probably holding secrets from the 1800s. The staff here are all history buffs, so ask them anything about Newcastle’s past and they’ll launch into a 20-minute lecture. Just don’t ask about the WiFi—there’s none, and the staff will pretend they don’t know what you’re talking about.
The Coach & Horses – Where the Beer is Less Expensive Than Your Taxi Bills
Located in the heart of the Castle Keep, The Coach & Horses is a pub that’s been around so long, it’s basically a local legend. The vibe here is “I’m here to drink and be merry, and also to avoid the 3 AM Uber surge.” The staff are all former comedians, so expect a mix of puns and dad jokes. If you’re lucky, they’ll let you in on their secret menu: a £3 pint of lager that’s so good, it’s basically a service to the soul. Just don’t tell your wallet.
The Black Bull – Where the Pubs Aren’t the Only Ones That’re Black
Located on Northumberland Road, The Black Bull is a pub that’s equal parts pub and punk rock concert. The decor is so edgy it makes a warehouse rave look like a tea party. The staff here are all former metalheads, so the music is always loud and the conversation is always loud. The real star of the show? The “Black Bull Ale,” a beer so dark it makes your shadow look pale. Pro tip: Don’t order it if you’re trying to stay sober. You won’t make it to the second half.
The Quaker – Where the Pubs Aren’t the Only Ones That’re Quirky
The Quaker is a pub that’s so unique, it’s basically a character in a sitcom. Located in the Quayside area, this place is a mix of retro and modern chaos. The staff are all former designers, so the beer menu looks like a fashion catalog. The pub’s signature dish? The “Quaker Quiche,” which is so good, it’s basically a crime. Just don’t ask them to add anchovies—it’s a dealbreaker.
The Castle Keep – Where the Pubs Aren’t the Only Ones That’re Historic
Rounding out the list is The Castle Keep, a pub so iconic it’s basically a tourist trap if you’re not careful. Located near the Castle Keep itself, this spot is perfect for people-watching and pretending you’re in a historical drama. The staff here are all former actors, so the service is as theatrical as the pub’s decor. The real treat? The “Keep’s Special,” a beer that’s so strong, it’s basically a membership to the local gym.
FAQs
Why are Newcastle pubs so famous?
Because they’ve mastered the art of being cozy, chaotic, and charming all at once. Plus, they all have at least one staff member who’s been there since the 80s.
What’s the best time to visit?
Weekends. Unless you want to avoid the crowds and the chance of someone singing “Sweet Caroline” at karaoke. In that case, midweek is your friend.
Do these pubs have vegetarian options?
Some do. Others will look at you like you’ve insulted their mother when you ask. Bring your own snacks if you’re vegan.
Pro Tips for Pubs
- Download a pub map app. It’s like Tinder, but for beer.
- Always ask for the WiFi password. It’s a social ritual.
- Tip generously. The staff here are all part-time poets, not part-time employees.
- Buy a Newcastle Brown Ale. It’s practically a civic duty.
Take Action
- Try making your own beer if you’re feeling fancy.
- Design a custom beer for your next event.
- Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer if you’re a local brewer.
- Grow your business with our beer strategies.
Outro
So there you have it—10 pubs in Newcastle that’ll make you question your life choices but love them anyway. Whether you’re there for the beer, the bar snacks, or the chance to pretend you’re in a rom-com, remember: in Newcastle, the pubs are the stars, but your hangover is just a supporting role. Now go forth, explore, and may your WiFi password always be easy to remember.
