Introduction: Paddington’s Liquid Gold Guide
If you’ve ever wandered into Paddington, Sydney, you’ve probably noticed it’s a neighborhood that takes its cocktails as seriously as it does its brunch. But let’s be real: who *wants* to pick a bar when you’re already tipsy? Enter this guide—the cheat sheet for anyone who wants to avoid the bar version of FOMO. We’ve ranked the best bars in Paddington based on one simple metric: how fast they can make you forget your hangover from last weekend. Spoiler: most of them succeed. (Shoutout to the bartender who invented the espresso martini.)
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Top 5 Bars to Hit (and Maybe Lose at Trivia)
1. The Press Club – The Coolest in the Block
Location: 55 Oxford St, Paddington
Why Go? Because the cocktail menu reads like a chemistry experiment and the bartenders know it. Their Black Russian isn’t just Vodka + Coffee Liqueur—it’s Vodka + Coffee Liqueur + a side of *attitude*. If you’re into 1980s aesthetics and live DJ sets, this is your spot. Pro tip: Order the Dropt.beer signature Negroni. It’s like a party in a glass.
2. The Paddington Social – Live Music & Liquid Courage
Location: 186 Oxford St, Paddington
Why Go? This bar is less “sophisticated” and more “we’re all here to cry over bad breakup songs.” The live music nights are legendary (if you’re into 80s hair bands, you’ve come to the right place). The bar snacks? Salt and pepper squid that could make a dietitian weep. Pair with a Dirty Martini and you’re 50% more likely to flirt with someone who’s also terrible at small talk.
3. The Press Club Rooftop – Where the Sky Meets the Syrah
Location: 55 Oxford St, Paddington (same building as The Press Club)
Why Go? If you’ve ever dreamed of sipping a wine while pretending you own a yacht, this is your spot. The rooftop view of the city skyline is… fine. What really matters is the Wine & Cheese Platter that costs enough to justify an Instagram post. Bonus: The barista-style service means you’ll never be ignored by a bartender. Unless you’re in the middle of a deep existential crisis.
4. The Paddington Hotel – Classic Vibes, No Pretenses
Location: 164 Oxford St, Paddington
Why Go? This bar is like the uncool cousin of all the trendy spots. It’s got a pool table, a jukebox that only plays 2000s pop punk, and a staff that’s seen it all. The Old Fashioned here is a masterpiece of simplicity. If you want to feel like a 2003 version of yourself, this is your place. Just don’t ask for a kale smoothie.
5. The Coopersmith – The Hidden Gem You’ll Never Find (But We’ll Spoil It)
Location: 506 Queen St, Paddington
Why Go? This bar is tucked behind a mysterious door that looks like it belongs in a spy movie. The menu is a mix of craft beers and cocktails that taste like they were made by someone who actually cares. Their Coopersmith Old Fashioned is a work of art. If you want to feel like you’re in on the secret, order it. Then order another. Then maybe a third.
Bars to Avoid (If You’re Not Into Drama)
- The Bar That Plays 80s Hits Too Loud – The music is so loud you can’t hear the people you came with. Bonus: The bartender once told a customer “you’re not my type” in a way that was both awkward and hilarious.
- The Bar That Sells Out of Tap Water – Yes, really. They ran out of H2O once. The solution? A $15 bottle of “artisanal filtered tap water.”
- The Bar That Hates You – The staff here treat every customer like they’re a threat. If you’re here, you’re either a) a detective, or b) bad at ordering drinks.
FAQs: Because You’re Curious and We’re Obligated
Q: What’s the best time to visit these bars?
A: Tuesday between 5-6 PM. It’s the “last call before your boss notices you’re not working” time. Also, the bartenders are less likely to murder you with overpriced tap water.
Q: Are there any LGBTQ+ friendly bars in Paddington?
A: Absolutely. The Press Club and The Paddington Social are both LGBTQ+ friendly. Also, the bartenders know your ex’s name, but that’s not a bar’s fault.
Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: Only if your dog can pay for drinks. And by pay, we mean bark at the bartender until they give in. (We’re not sure if this is a real thing, but it sounds plausible.)
Pro Tips for Bar Survival
- Leverage the “I’m Here for the Experience” Energy – Bartenders love customers who act like they’re in a movie. Order something complicated and look like you know what you’re doing.
- Never Order a Mimosa Unless It’s Brunch – The bartenders will judge you. Hard pass.
- Tip With Creativity – Bring a $5 bill folded into a origami bird. The bartender will either be impressed or confused. Either way, it’s a win.
Conclusion: Your Bar Life Just Got Better
There you have it, folks—the ultimate guide to Paddington’s best bars. Whether you’re here for the cocktails, the people-watching, or just to pretend you’re in a film noir, these bars have you covered. Remember: the only thing better than a good drink is a good story. And now, you’ve got plenty of both. (Also, if you’re the type who orders water, we’re not judging. We’re just… mildly confused.)
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