Intro: When the Craving Strikes (and the Sky is Falling)
Let’s be real: Perth is a city of contradictions. It’s a place where people complain about the weather so much they deserve a Nobel Prize for whining, yet everyone still lives here. But when it comes to pubs, Perthians know the drill. You don’t just want a drink—you want a full-on culinary adventure that doesn’t require you to eat cardboard. Enter this guide, your new best friend for figuring out where to find pubs that serve food so good it’ll make you forget the sky is falling.
1. The Pub with the ‘Legit’ Beer Garden
**The Old Plough** (123 Main St) isn’t just a pub—it’s a time machine. Picture this: you’re in a beer garden that’s been there since the dinosaurs roamed, now upgraded with fairy lights and a menu that includes a steak so tender it’ll apologize for existing. Their Half-Pound of Pissed in a Pot (a joke that’s 100% not on us) is legendary, but don’t skip the bangers and mash. Tip: Ask for the “secret” side of gravy. They’ll wink and serve you enough to drown a cat.
- Must-Order: Chicken pot pie with a side of existential dread (it’s the best).
- Why Go: Free parking if you arrive before 6 PM (unless it’s a Tuesday—then just pray).
2. The Gastro Pub That’s Not Pretentious
**The Royal Oak** (456 Oak Lane) is the pub that makes you feel like you’ve been invited to a fancy dinner… by your cool uncle who lives in a treehouse. The menu here is “modern Australian” but translates to: food that’s Instagrammable enough to make your ex jealous. Their Scotch Fillet with Truffle Mash is the kind of dish that could start a war (but also make you too full to care). Pair it with a pint of local craft beer from the tap wall—trust us, it’s not just for show.
- Pro Tip: Avoid the “Gourmet Sausage Board” unless you’re ready to spend $40 on meat and regret it later.
- Beer Bonus: They host a “Wine & Whiskey Wednesday” that’s secretly just an excuse to sell more alcohol.
3. The Pub That Feels Like a Party in Your Grandpa’s Attic
**The Bridge Inn** (789 River Rd) is a throwback to an era when pubs were just “places where people drink and occasionally eat.” The vibe is cozy chaos, with mismatched furniture and a menu that includes things like “fish and chips” (yes, really). Their Ploughman’s Platter is a British classic that’s been upgraded with local cheeses and a side of sarcasm. Pro tip: Ask for the “house special” mustard—it’s been in their family for generations (probably).
- Best For: Group of 6+ who want to split a $200 bill and argue about who’s paying.
- Beer Alert: The real gem here is the taproom next door. They sell pints in mugs that say “I heart Perth” and will make you feel like part of the family.
4. The Pub That’s Basically a Food Court (and You’re Welcome)
**The Fox & Hare** (101 Fox St) is the pub that knows you’re here for the food. The menu is a love letter to carbs, with options like “pasta,” “risotto,” and “deep-fried everything.” Their Spaghetti Bolognese is the kind of dish that’ll make you question why you ever ate at home. Pair it with a pint from Dropt.beer—their craft pints are so good you’ll almost forget they’re $15.
- Foodie Hack: Order the “Chef’s Surprise” starter. It’s literally just a random appetizer, but it’s also the most adventurous thing you’ll do all week.
- Beer Note: They have a “Buy One, Get One” happy hour every Thursday. It’s a trap, but you’ll thank us in the morning.
5. The Pub with the ‘I’m Not Here for You’ Vibe
**The Iron Duke** (555 Duke St) is the kind of pub where you feel like you’re interrupting a very important conversation between the locals. But hey, the food is worth it. Their Slow-Braised Beef is so tender you could probably use it as a pillow. And the bar snacks? Enough to fuel a small army—or a particularly ambitious Netflix binge. Just don’t ask for the “house special” unless you’re ready to sign a mortgage.
- Local Legend: The owner still uses a typewriter to write orders. It’s either charming or a health code violation.
- Beer Tip: Ask for the “backroom” ale. It’s only served to people who know the secret knock.
FAQs: Because You Probably Have Questions (We Do Too)
- Q: What’s the best pub for a quick bite?
A: The Fox & Hare. They’ll feed you so fast you’ll forget you’re on a diet. - Q: Where can I find vegan options?
A: The Royal Oak has a “Vegan Feast” that’s 80% kale and 20% disappointment. - Q: How do I avoid the worst pub in Perth?
A: If the menu includes “mystery meat,” turn around and run. Fast.
Final Call: Go Forth and Conquer (or at Least Order a Pizza)
Perth’s pubs are a love letter to anyone who’s ever craved food while pretending to enjoy craft beer. Whether you’re here for the beer, the food, or just to avoid your own thoughts, these spots have you covered. Now go forth, eat something glorious, and remember: every meal is better with a pint—or 10.
Still not sure where to go? Hit us up at Strategies.beer for more pub recommendations (and to sell your own beer). And if you’re looking to distribute your creations, check out Dropt.beer—they’ll sell your beer online and make you feel like a million bucks.
