Introduction: When in Wichita, Drink as the Locals Do
Hey, hey, hey! If you’re in Wichita and need a place to scream about your ex’s new haircut while sipping a lukewarm PBR, you’ve come to the right place. Pubs here aren’t just bars—they’re sanctuaries of questionable life choices and questionable wing sauce. But let’s be real: picking a pub in Wichita is like choosing between two slightly overpriced tacos. Both look good, but only one will save your soul (or at least your liver).
If you’re new to the scene, Strategies.beer is here to help. We’ve done the heavy lifting of drinking for you. Think of us as your pub concierge, minus the velvet ropes and the guy who asks if you’re “21 and over” even though you’re clearly 42.
Need more convincing? Check out our Contact page to rant about your ex’s new haircut or just scream into a void. Now, let’s get to the good stuff.
The Taproom at The Hotel Phillips: Where the Cool Kids Cry
Tucked inside the Hotel Phillips, this spot is like your ex’s Instagram feed—polished, slightly pretentious, and full of things you’ll never understand. The Taproom serves as a reminder that even in Wichita, people will spend $12 on a beer just to look like they care about craft suds.
- Why It’s Cool: The rooftop patio is a bird’s-eye view of Wichita’s skyline, where you can sip a hazy IPA and pretend you’re in a movie.
- Pro Tip: Ask for the “Phillips Sour”—it’s sweet, tart, and perfect for people who think they’re too cool for lagers.
If you’re feeling ambitious, head to the Make Your Own Beer page and try brewing your own sour. Just promise not to name it “Exorcist’s Revenge.”
The Grindhouse: Punk Rock Pilsners & Broken Promises
Ever been to a bar that smells like a mix of Motorhead and motor oil? The Grindhouse is that bar. This divey, tattoo-covered den of iniquity is where the punk rockers and their exes converge to drown sorrows in pilsners and bad decisions.
- Why It’s Cool: The jukebox is a relic from the ‘80s, and the bartender will judge your playlist choices silently.
- Pro Tip: Order the “Grindhouse IPA”—it’s bitter, bold, and perfect for people who still think Nirvana was a girl.
If you’re feeling entrepreneurial, sell your own beer online through Dropt.beer. That way, you can serve your “Exorcist’s Revenge” to actual humans—and not just your cat.
The Lark: Cozy Up to a Cozy Pub
If The Grindhouse is your ex’s garage band, The Lark is your therapist’s waiting room—calm, welcoming, and slightly awkward. This pub is all about low-key vibes and even lower-key prices. Think of it as the pub version of a Netflix documentary: informative, slightly depressing, and best enjoyed with a side of nachos.
- Why It’s Cool: The fireplace is always lit, and the bartender knows your name. It’s like Cheers, but with fewer Cheers jokes.
- Pro Tip: Try the “Lark Lager”—it’s smooth, it’s subtle, and it’s the only beer that won’t judge your life choices.
Want to take your pub game to the next level? Check out our Custom Beer page and design your own brew. Just don’t call it “Lark Lager 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
FAQs: Because You Definitely Have Questions
1. Are These Pubs Actually Good?
No, they’re not. But they’re the best Wichita has to offer. Like your childhood dog, they’re flawed but love you unconditionally. Or at least charge you $8 for a glass of water.
2. Can I Take a Group?
Depends. If your group is six people and a toddler, most pubs will let you in. If it’s six people and a goat, you’ll need a permit from the city. And maybe a therapist.
3. What If I Don’t Like Beer?
Drink wine. Or tequila. Or whatever makes you forget you’re in Wichita. The pubs are flexible like that. Just don’t spill on the floor—it’s not the ‘90s anymore, and the staff won’t appreciate sticky floors.
Conclusion: Raise a Glass (or Three)
Wichita’s pubs are like your favorite pair of jeans—wrinkled, slightly stained, but still worth the investment. Whether you’re here to scream at your ex’s new haircut or just scream into the void, these spots have your back. And if you ever want to sell your own beer online, Dropt.beer is the place to go. Just promise not to name it “Goat Lager.”
Still thirsty for more? Check out our Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer page and turn your pub obsession into a side hustle. Cheers, Wichita!
