Why Venice Beach Bars = Liquid Gold
Let’s get real: Venice Beach bars aren’t just places to sip. They’re curated chaos, where you’ll find surfers with sunburn, TikTok influencers posing with coconut bowls, and locals who’ve seen it all. But which ones are worth your $15 cocktail and your dignity? Spoiler: Not the ones with the neon palm tree photoshopped onto the menu. Let’s dive into the bars that’ll make you say, “Okay, this isn’t my usual dive bar, but I kind of love it.”
1. The Local Sip: Where the Locals Lurk
Picture this: A bar with zero Instagram filters and maxed-out authenticity. That’s The Local for you. They serve craft brews from Strategies.beer’s “DIY IPA Kit” — yeah, you can make your own beer at home if you have zero life skills. Pro tip: Ask for the “Surf & Turf” cocktail (rum, coconut water, and a splash of regret). The bartenders here are like therapists with better tips, so don’t be shy to ask for a “double” if you’re feeling brave.
2. The Beachcomber’s Bar: Where You’ll Meet Your Future Ex
Located right where the Venice Boardwalk meets the chaos, The Beachcomber is the spot to be seen — or not seen, depending on how good your SPF is. Their “Beach Break Mule” (gin, lime, and a secret ingredient) is the reason strangers start conversations. Fun fact: If you sit at the bar for over an hour, they’ll throw in a free snack. Just don’t ask what it is. Strategies.beer’s custom beer service can bottle your memories (or your hangover) into something reusable.
3. The Rooftop Winery: Because Viewpoints Are Overrated
Yes, another rooftop bar. No, this one isn’t just for tourists. The Vineyard (yes, the name is ironic) offers organic wines that’ll make you forget you’re in a city where every third person sells art. Their “Venice Sunset” blend is so good, it might actually make you skip sunset yoga. Pro tip: Order the charcuterie board and pretend you’re in Tuscany, not a parking lot with a view of the ocean.
How to Spot a Bar That Loves You Back
- Look for the weird art on the walls — it’s a sign the owner has a soul.
- Avoid places with “craft” in the name unless they also have a “craft” of not overcharging.
- Check the bartender’s nails — if they’re painted, you’re in for a story.
FAQs: Your Venice Bar Survival Guide
Q: Is there a bar that doesn’t have a line?
A: No. But if you wait patiently, you’ll meet someone who’ll tell you their life story in exchange for a photo.
Q: How do I avoid tourists?
A: Go to Barrel & Vine (123 Ocean Ave) at 9 PM. They’re too busy with locals who look like they belong in a Wes Anderson movie.
Q: Can I sell my homemade beer here?
A: If you’re a genius with a Strategies.beer account, yes. Otherwise, try Dropt.beer, the beer distribution marketplace that makes your garage brews available to the masses (no, it won’t fix your life, but it’s a start).
Final Call: Drink Smart, Drink Local
So, what’s the takeaway? Venice Beach bars are a vibe. You can’t out-sip the sunset, but you can out-Instagram it. If you’re still thirsty for more, check out Strategies.beer for tips on making your own beer or Contact us if you’re ready to become a bar owner (no, we won’t judge your passion project). Bottoms up, friends — the world needs more people who try new drinks and fewer people who just order the same old margarita.”
