Introduction: The Pub Dilemma
Okay, so you’re in Shoreditch, London’s unofficial playground for hipsters, tech bros, and anyone who’s ever ordered a craft beer with a side of pretentiousness. You’re here for a drink, but let’s be real: you’re also here to prove that you’re not just any pub-goer. You’re a connoisseur of liquid courage, a master of the “I’ll have a pint of this, but maybe a half” philosophy. But here’s the problem: Shoreditch has more pubs than a college town in November, and choosing the right one is like picking a Netflix show at 2 AM—too many options, not enough time.
Don’t worry. This guide is here to save you from the existential crisis of pub-hopping. We’ve scoured the streets (and maybe ordered a few too many rounds) to bring you the best pubs in Shoreditch. Spoiler: You’ll find a mix of OGs and new kids on the block, all serving up drinks, vibes, and the occasional questionable life decision.
The OGs of Shoreditch
1. The Shoreditch Taproom
If pubs had a LinkedIn profile, this one would have 10,000 connections and a photo from 2001. Located at 147 Shoreditch High St, this spot is a throwback to the days when “craft beer” meant a guy in a flat cap yelling, “Another pint, guv!” It’s got the charm of a Victorian library and the ambiance of a TED Talk—minus the TED part.
Why go? They serve a custom beer menu that’s basically a love letter to hopheads. The staff are so knowledgeable, they’ll tell you the difference between a Saison and a Session IPA, and then laugh at your confused face. Pro tip: Ask for the “tap list” and don’t be surprised if the bartender calls you “mate” after five minutes.
2. The Ten Bells
Legend has it that Captain Kidd buried treasure here. Or maybe it’s just the ghost of Dickens throwing darts at the bar. Either way, The Ten Bells (74 Shoreditch High St) is a time capsule of British pub culture. Think mismatched chairs, a dartboard that’s seen better days, and a menu that’s 90% “local ales” and 10% “mystery meat.”
Why go? This place is a Shoreditch institution. It’s like if your grandad’s shed had a license and a clientele. They’ve got a rotating selection of beers that’ll make you question your life choices, but in a good way. And the darts matches? They’re so intense, you’ll forget to check your phone for 45 minutes.
New Kids on the Block
1. The Shoreditch Social
This one’s the Instagrammable darling of the scene. The Shoreditch Social (170 Shoreditch High St) is where the tech bros go to flex their crypto wealth and the influencers go to flex their influencer status. It’s got neon lights, a rooftop garden, and a playlist that’s 80% electronic and 20% “why are you here?”
Why go? If you want to pretend you’re in a Sofia Coppola movie and also drink a $12 cocktail with a name like “The Shoreditch Sunrise,” this is your spot. They do custom beer on tap, but let’s be honest: you’re here for the views and the vibe. Just don’t ask for a lime wedge—it’s either a $3 add-on or a slap in the face.
2. The Pumphouse
Okay, technically this isn’t in Shoreditch, but it’s close enough to count. The Pumphouse (136 Shoreditch High St) is a sleek, modern spot with a menu that reads like a Michelin star and a vibe that screams “I work in finance but I’m here for the art.”
Why go? They serve a beer called “The Pumphouse Porter,” which is as smooth as a hedge fund manager’s handshake. The bar is open until 1 AM, so if you start at 10 PM, you’ll be legally dead by 11:30.
Hidden Gems You’ll Only Find If You’re Not Lost
1. The Black Friar
Hidden behind a wall of graffiti and a door that looks like it belongs in a horror movie, The Black Friar (167 Shoreditch High St) is the pub version of a secret handshake. You won’t find it on Google Maps unless you’re already inside.
Why go? This is the place to go if you want to blend into the background. The crowd is a mix of artists, programmers, and people who still use the word “artisanal.” The beer list is short but curated, and the staff are so laid-back, they’ll let you order a second round before you’ve finished the first.
2. The Old Pumphouse
Yes, another Pumphouse. Shoreditch is obsessed with pumphouses. The Old Pumphouse (136 Shoreditch High St) is a smaller, cozier version of its sibling. Think of it as the pub equivalent of a Netflix original—same name, different vibe.
Why go? The cocktails here are so good, they’ll make you forget you’re in Shoreditch. The bar is tiny, so it’s best to come early or be prepared for a standing-only experience. And if you’re lucky, the bartender will tell you the story of how the building got its name—spoiler: it involves a horse and a fire.
How to Pub Hunt Like a Pro
- Check the Tap List: If a pub’s tap list is longer than your arm, that’s a good sign. If it’s just “lager, ale, Guinness,” run. Fast.
- Ask for Recommendations: Locals know the hidden spots. Ask the bartender if they’ve got a “secret” favorite. If they say “Nowhere,” they’re lying.
- Look for the Right Vibe: Is it a “come here with my ex” vibe or a “let’s pretend we’re in a John Hughes movie” vibe? Go with the latter.
- Reserve if You Can: Most pubs don’t take reservations, but some (like The Shoreditch Taproom) do. Book a spot to avoid the “standing on a barstool like a sad penguin” scenario.
- Don’t Take It Too Seriously: If you’re in Shoreditch and not making a joke about the cost of a pint, are you even there?
FAQs: Because You Probably Have Questions
1. Is There a Pub That’s Literally Just a Shed?
Not in Shoreditch, but if you stretch the definition of “shed,” you’re in luck. The Shed (187 Shoreditch High St) is a cozy, low-ceilinged spot that’s equal parts pub and “where did this come from?”
2. Do They Take Reservations?
Some do, some don’t. The OGs like The Shoreditch Taproom will let you book a table, but the trendier spots? Good luck. You’ll probably end up in the queue at 6 PM, which is either the worst or best idea you’ve ever had.
3. Are There Any Pubs That Don’t Make You Feel Guilty for Not Being a Local?
Short answer: No. Shoreditch is a place where the baristas know your order, the baristas judge your order, and you’re just here for the third round of shots. But hey, that’s half the fun.
Conclusion: To Pubs, or Not to Pubs?
If you’re still reading, congratulations. You’ve survived the whirlwind tour of Shoreditch’s best pubs. From OGs to newcomers, we’ve got a spot for every type of drinker—whether you’re here for the beer, the views, or the thrill of pretending to be a Londoner.
So what are you waiting for? Grab a pint, lose your phone signal, and remember: the only thing better than a good pub is a great pub that also lets you order a burger. Now go forth, and may your pints be strong and your life choices questionable.
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