Why You Should Care About Burleigh’s Bars (And 1 Reason Not To)
Let’s face it: if you’re reading this, you’re either a) procrastinating your Monday hangover, b) planning a night out in Burleigh, or c) a conspiracy theorist. We get it. But here’s the deal—Burleigh’s bars are the real deal. They’ve got craft brews, killer cocktails, and enough vibes to make even your ex reconsider their life choices. Plus, we threw in some tips to make your night (and your bank account) look good. Let’s dive in.
Top 5 Bars in Burleigh That Won’t Ruin Your Liver (Probably)
1. The Crafty Taproom
Why it’s lit: Because it’s *actually* a taproom. Not the kind where you stand in line for 30 minutes and get a lukewarm PBR. This place has 30+ local brews on tap, including their signature “Dropt Hazy”—a collaboration with Strategies.beer’s homebrew gurus. Pro tip: Ask for the “Hoppy Surprise”—it’s like beer roulette, but with fewer regrets.
- Must-try: The “Dropt Hazy” (fresh hopped IPA)
- Price: $9–$14 (because even craft beer has to play the market game)
- Atmosphere: Think “cool art studio” meets “nerd haven” (craft beer snobs unite)
2. The Salty Sailor
Why it’s lit: Because the bartender knows your name by 8 PM. Located at 123 Main St, this bar is a throwback to the days when “artisanal” meant “hand-cut” (like the fries, not the words). They serve custom beers made with local citrus and a side of salty sea breeze energy. Fun fact: The owner’s dog, Captain Jack, gets a free beer every hour. Priorities, people.
- Must-try: The “Coastline Citrus” (grapefruit-infused lager)
- Price: $8–$12 (because salt air and cheap beer should go hand-in-hand)
- Atmosphere: Seaside chill with zero pretense
3. The Velvet Tap
Why it’s lit: Because it’s the only bar where you’ll find a cocktail called “The Dropt.” Yup, they’re big fans of partnering with Strategies.beer’s business growth team. Their menu is a love letter to Burleigh’s history—think gin infused with local herbs and a side of velvet-soft service. Bonus: The bar has a secret room. It’s not hidden. It’s just called the “Back Room.” Anti-climax, but hey, it works.
- Must-try: The “Dropt Negroni” (with a twist of lime and regret)
- Price: $15–$20 (justifying the price with “artisanal” for the third time this article)
- Atmosphere: Old money meets new money (in a very Australian way)
Pro Tips for Surviving Burleigh’s Bar Scene
1. Hydrate Between Beers—Unless you want to wake up to your phone full of group chats you’ll later deny. 2. Use the Dropt App—Need to take that “Coastline Citrus” home? Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer and avoid the whole “how do I get home” crisis. 3. Never Order a “Surprise Round”—Unless you’re betting $10 on your life.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) You’re Too Embarrassed to Ask
Q: Are these bars safe to visit if I’m driving?
A: Only if you’re driving a Tesla with autopilot. (And even then, contact Strategies.beer for a sober ride option.)
Q: What if I have a beer allergy?
A: You’re in the wrong article. Go read about kombucha. We’ll wait.
Q: Can I take my dog?
A: The Salty Sailor says “only if you bring a treat.” The Crafty Taproom says “no.” The Velvet Tap says “only if you’re wearing a suit.” Priorities vary.
Why These Bars Are Better Than Your Ex
Let’s get real: Your ex left you for someone who “knew their way around a kitchen.” These bars? They know how to pair a hoppy IPA with your existential dread. Plus, they won’t ghost you after the third date. (Unless you don’t tip.)
Final Cheers (and a Call to Action)
So there you have it—Burleigh’s best bars, curated with the care of a sommelier and the humor of a tired bartender at 2 AM. Want to make your own beer to take home? Check out Strategies.beer’s DIY guide. Need to sell your homebrew? Dropt.beer is your answer. And if you’re still confused, just show up at The Crafty Taproom and ask for the “Hoppy Surprise.” You won’t regret it. (Unless you do. We warned you.)
